White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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