fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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