At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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