im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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