You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This is my gift to your gina
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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