how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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