If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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