last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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