i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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