So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
smell my finger.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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