Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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