you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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