I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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