There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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