his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
