Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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