What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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