4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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