She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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