My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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