yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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