Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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