Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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