well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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