When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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