i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
He expects a blow job at the movies but wonโt pay for popcorn? Does he know itโs not 2017 anymore
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