It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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