have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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