Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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