One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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