FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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