How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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