question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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