I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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