I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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