Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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