I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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