i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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