At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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