She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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