Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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