OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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