Your tits are I can't wait for
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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