In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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