my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
