I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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