Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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