just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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