apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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