Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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