love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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