...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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