I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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